BEAN STREET, THE BANGVERSE
A token on Robinhood Chain. Everything on this site is a mock.
Wake up. Cope. Get paid.
Every trade tips the jar. Every afternoon the jar buys BROS Stock Tokens. The stock drips to holders daily, smallest cups first. Your barista never sleeps, and neither does the neon.
We sell energy. We don't know what you're talking about.
Today's drip0%
0 BROS Stock Tokens dripped to holders so far. 0 $BANG roasted. Simulated numbers.
BEAN STREET DRIVE-THRU · OPEN 24/7
Pull up.
Three taps and your barista is pouring. The wallet is pretend, the money is pretend, the neon is forever.
- 1 Connecta wallet (mock)
- 2 Mintyour barista, once
- 3 Servethey do the rest
Connect a wallet
The mock hands you 250,000 pretend $BANG and an address that means nothing. Real version: any wallet on Robinhood Chain.
What you are getting into
- Mint a barista once. They pour for every pod that pulls up on Bean Street, around the clock, whether you are here or not.
- Tips add up all day. At the day's end they turn into $BANG from the Drive-Thru Reserve.
- Claim whenever you like. The cup fee is 10%: half roasted, half back into the tip jar.
Mint your barista
Connected: 0x…. Balance: 250,000 $BANG.
Soulbound, one per wallet. Bots welcome; every extra wallet buys more BROS.
Where the 5,000 go
All of it drops into the tip jar and follows the same split as every tip.
Buys BROS Stock Tokens for holders.
Pays the baristas, in $BANG.
BROS, held forever.
Green day: pods tip 40% more. Red day: the afternoon slump, fewer pods, tips ×1.6. Your barista pours on its own; tapping "Serve now" pays 25% extra and is the only way to serve a party order.
- Claimed
- 0
- Cup fee (10%)
- 0
- Roasted (burned)
- 0
- Back to the tip jar
- 0
- To your wallet
- 0
Day 1. Thanks for tipping. Come back tomorrow.
Day 1, streak 0. Reserve pays 120,000 $BANG a night in this mock, capped at 1% per barista.
THE LONG VERSION
How it works
For the five percent who read. Everything below is a design, not a live product.
Welcome to the Bangverse
Bean Street is a neon drive-thru at the edge of Robinhood Chain. Pods pull up, your barista pours, the tip jar buys coffee stock. That's it. That's the metaverse.
The degen wakes up, opens a chart, buys a coffee. The coffee company gets paid. The degen gets cope.
Robinhood Chain went live. Stock Tokens trade on open DEXs, around the clock. You can now buy a coffee stock at 3 AM, which is the most degen sentence ever written.
The afternoon slump. The tip jar buys BROS Stock Tokens and drips them to holders. The caffeine finally pays the degen back.
The tip jar. Small orders tip 2%. Big orders tip 5%.
Every transfer of $BANG tips 2%. A sell bigger than 0.25% of the pool tips 3% more. The rate lives in the contract, not the roadmap.
Regular order. Standard tip.
Why a progressive tip
Flat taxes punish the small cups. A surcharge on big sells makes whales fund the people they are dumping on, and it gives the game its best moment: every party order becomes a party pod that only baristas who are online can serve.
Pool size in this mock: 400,000,000 $BANG. Threshold: 1,000,000 per sell.
Where the tips go
Swapped to USDG through the day, buys BROS Stock Tokens at 16:00 UTC, accrues to holders.
Kept in $BANG. Pays the baristas every night, split by tips earned.
BROS Stock Tokens held forever, never sold. This is the scoreboard.
The daily drip. Smallest cups first.
Your share of each day's BROS accrues to a claimable balance and grows with the square root of your $BANG balance, not the balance itself. Claim whenever you like. Snapshot at a random block, seven-day minimum hold.
Of a 10-token drip: the whale gets 5.00, the small cups split 5.00, about 0.0500 each. Plain pro-rata would hand the whale 66.7%, holding 1,000,000 vs 500,000.
Why square roots
Pro-rata airdrops are a mirror: whoever has the most gets the most. Square-root weighting bends the mirror. Splitting a whale into a hundred wallets gets around it, which is why minting a barista costs something: every extra wallet mints a barista, and every barista buys more BROS.
share ∝ √balance
The roast
A tiny burn on everything. 0.5% of every transfer is roasted, and so is half of every cup fee. Supply only goes one way.
The cup fee
Claiming your barista's earnings costs 10%. Half is roasted, half goes back into the tip jar and buys BROS for everyone. Claiming daily is fine. Letting it sit is fine too. Either way the drip gets fed.
Total friction on a regular transfer stays at 2.5%, so routers and aggregators keep working. Party orders pay 5.5%.
Bean Street
Mint a barista once. They pour for every pod all day and all night. You show up for the good stuff.
- Every pod is a real on-chain buy of $BANG. Bigger buys, bigger tips.
- Your barista pours on autopilot, hitting about three pods in four. Tap "Serve now" while a pod is at the kiosk for a guaranteed hit and 25% extra.
- Party orders are real too. When a whale pays the 5% tip on-chain, a party pod glides through carrying that surcharge. Only a live tap serves it.
- One double shot a day: your next serve pays twice.
- BROS sets the weather. Green day: pods tip 40% more. Red day: fewer pods, tips ×1.6.
- At the day's end tips convert to $BANG from the Drive-Thru Reserve, capped at 1% of the night's pool per barista. Claim any time; the cup fee is 10%.
Latest tips
Simulated. In production the bot writes this list the moment a tip lands on-chain.
- A whale sold 2,140,000 $BANG. Tip: 107,000. Party pod spawned. 58 baristas online.
- 0x3f…9b sold 40,000 $BANG. Tip: 800. Roasted: 200. Nobody noticed.
- Drip #12 bought 41.70 BROS Stock Tokens at 16:00:07 UTC. Accrued to 6,214 cups.